Literally this ENTIRE time 8bit has still failed to grasp the concept of “show, don’t tell.” This was a shitty finale on top of a shitty anime all around, perhaps the worst anime I’ve ever watched, and it’s left me with a sour taste in my mouth that Moon and Terra are already confirmed if only because I don’t want to ever watch 8bit touch anything ever again after all this.
Sighs. Let’s go into this again, I guess.
We open the episode with so much confusion (and god-awful animation) that I honestly wondered what was even the point of having 21 minutes in the episode to spare if hours and hours of events already happened off camera when they began. How did everyone get split up? How did the confrontation between Akane, Kashima Sakura, and Tsukuno go? Why was Sakuya in his huge-ass familiar form all of a sudden? Well gee, I don’t know! Don’t bother asking 8bit because I don’t think they know either!
Again, I stand by my point from last week: the entire point of an anime is to show a story visually. Leaving out literally everything that happened and expecting the viewers (especially viewers who haven’t read the visual novel) to understand from a two-second brief hammer-over-the-head of “the club members are split up now,” “Kashima Sakura and Tsukuno are dead,” and “oh by the way, you haven’t actually seen Sakuya do A N Y T H I N G of importance in this anime, but the giant monster vaguely resembling Zekrom over there is him” is NOT the way to tell a story.
I could give the club members getting split up a free pass if only because during the confusion and chaos of a stampede of people running for their lives, getting separated is at least a logical conclusion for any viewer to make after the end of the last episode. But both of the other points were things that warranted visuals, and animating either of those scenes would have been considerably more interesting than anything that actually got animated in this episode.
How did Chihaya even GET up there on Sakuya? We saw absolutely nothing of her whereabouts, nothing of her development or backstory or character, nothing about either of them really. At least Kotori, Shizuru, Lucia, and Akane all got their backstories vaguely touched on, even if they were handled horribly. This anime somehow tried to follow half the events in Chihaya’s own route without even giving her five minutes of time to shine on her own.
Call me picky for continuing to rant about the Sakuya thing, but the anime’s implication seems to be that he was literally pushed to his limits by fighting Gennady. Gaia’s Strongest Familiar Ever was literally pushed to the brink by the Bayern Knights, even though we know for a fact that no one in Guardian even stands a remote chance against him except Shizuru, and even then only when she knows who he is and how to target him with her gases. The implication that the Bayern Knights are anywhere near strong enough to force Sakuya to go all monster-form is…well, it’s flat-out bullshit.
(Rewrite, Chihaya’s route) Technically, he shouldn’t even be in that form unless he’s been thrown into a power spot and willfully manipulated into it. But since we know Akane was up in the sky this time around and well away from any power spots, then we’re left with literally no guesses about how it happened. Sakuya doesn’t just go all monster-familiar when he runs out of energy. Someone has to push him into it, otherwise he just reverts back into a tree. He can’t “rewrite himself past his limits” into that monster because that’s literally already what happened when he rewrote himself into a familiar the first time around.
As per usual, nothing in this scene had any emotional impact where it was supposed to. The Kotori reveal about Kotarou’s injury and her using Kagari’s ribbons to heal him fell just as flat as the reveal about her parents the last time. Esaka’s standoff with Kotarou was half-assed at best, and Kotarou “having a feeling he would show up” made just as little sense as anything else, considering he and Esaka haven’t said two words to each other since he and Shizuru met at his shop however many episodes back. The weak attempts at tear jerkers in the last few minutes of the episode were pathetic.
Why should we care about Pani and Gil in this adaptation? We know next to nothing about them, Kotarou paid them absolutely no attention, and all they really did was sell out the location of Kotori’s secret hideout to Sakuya. Doesn’t really matter that they’re gone. And who’s Pero, you ask? Well that’s a good question! Maybe if we’d actually been shown something about Kotori’s dog named Pero everyone would understand a bit more–but hey, at least we got to see magically shrinking Chibimoth in Kotori’s arms even though he was normal-sized in the next scene, so that’s something.
The scenes of everyone dying were so…eh. Like, “oh, well, I guess that happened!” The characters are fading away left and right, but 1.) they looked so peaceful and relatively okay with it when every time Salvation occurs in the vn, their reactions are nothing but horror and regret, and 2.) we have no reason to care about them in this adaptation anyway considering they were all about as flat as cardboard.
And oh, hey, on the offchance you did manage to feel anything for the characters…guess what? Lame-ass boob groping and feecof attempts at comic relief are back and worse than ever in this episode to give you some more mood whiplash! Ah. Brings back memories of old times when I actually tried to give this anime the benefit of the doubt on the off-chance that they’d stop and that it’d get better.
The animation was beyond substandard and god-awful for a season finale, but that really goes without saying so I’m not going to dwell on it too much. Shrinking Chibimoth was almost worth it.
I will say the scene at the very end with (Rewrite, Moon route) Moon Kagari was decent, but only because there was no talking. And not much movement. And not much of anything, actually, so it would be hard to mess up in the first place.
As someone who has suffered through several Studio DEEN adaptations and thought no vn-to-anime adaptation could ever be worse, I have to say, 8bit actually came through and disappointed me even more. DEEN almost looks like a godsend in comparison, and that’s just sad. The Umineko anime was hardly even confusing compared to this mess.
Tl;dr: This episode was horrible and this entire anime was horrible and it amounted to none of the potential that it could have had. I’m done ranting and I can’t say I’m excited for Moon and Terra. I suppose I’ll give it a watch just to see if literally anything improves, but my hopes are officially at rock bottom.