“So admit it… Don’t I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy toned frame… I’m the perfect specimen of a man … What??? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That’s just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!”
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