Key is known for making the best waifus that we all love, but did you know that they started out making porn games. Because of this, there are some pretty messed up jokes hidden in their games. Here’s a list of some of my most extreme ones in no particular order.
11 - Kud gets stuck between a triangle and a hard place
While hiding from Kanata, Kud and Riki sneak into a tightly packed closet. While there, Kud finds herself in close relation with a wooden triangle. With that wood at the back and Riki’s wood in front, Kud has to quietly endure for the sake of her continued dorm life.
10 - Sex robots are canon in the planetarian universe
Planetarian is a realistically grounded sci-fi story, and nothing is more realistic than men wanting to put their dick in everything. It’s clearly stated by a former robotics engineer in one of the side stories, that there were models made equipped for sexual intercourse. Serving humans really is a robot’s greatest pleasure.
9 - Kanade is curious about hot, sticky liquids
Otonashi clearly has a vivid imagination, but one of the more outrageous ones involve a naked Kanade asking him for a liquid hotter and stickier than her favorite mapo sauce.
8 - Sex hurts more than a bullet.
The sex scenes Little Busters! certainly do have a reputation for being very bad, but I still feel like this is an understatement. It’s a very special experience to see how all nine heroines, no matter the circumstances of the act, all exclaim how extremely painful sex is.
7 - Inoue makes money on the side as a pinup photographer
When Inoue accompanies the occult club on a trip to a river, she explains to Kotarou that certain students pay good money for pictures of Akane in a swimsuit.
6 - Kud puts the shorts on and Riki puts the hard on
Kud goes for nightly runs at the school track. When Riki sees her short shorts, he is literally left with no option than to pull them off and fuck her right there in the bushes.
5 - No less than seven heroines attempt suicide as part of their story.
I’ll leave the names and results up to your imagination, but Key certainly doesn’t hold back on using that card. I didn’t even include heroic sacrifices in this: only moments of raw desire to not live anymore.
4 - Hinata’s penis turns men gay
A quick look at Hinata’s meat pole in the bath is enough for Otonashi to become obsessed with it. He even starts referring to Hinata as “handsome penis” unconsciously which Hanata beats him for every time.
3 - A-chan senpai has all the answers on how to treat a man
As head of the student dorms, A-chan senpai has access to a large stash of erotic magazines that have been confiscated over the years. She gladly lets Kud look through them for inspiration.
2 . Hinata provides Otonashi with masturbation material
In order to help Otonashi get over his hopeless crush on Yurippe, Hinata arranges to have a pair of her recently used panties stolen. He hands these to Otonashi and says that he’ll leave the room for some time. I can’t even add anything to that; the scene is , in a sense, perfect.
1 - Horny nurse Kud gives Riki a footjob
Yes, one of the most extravagant sex scenes in Kud Wafter is instigated by Kud putting on a lab coat. Riki then suggests that she should role play as a horny school nurse for a more adult atmosphere. It works about as well as you’d expect. Nonetheless, she still rubs Riki off with her feet, and the player can even choose whether she wears stockings or not.
What do you think of my list? If you have any other extreme moments or over the top jokes, write them down in the comments. (But not spoilers obv 
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