Floor 2 of Rewrite Quest: Complete!
(All of the floors after the 1st are small files. Here’s hoping there’s not much time to go.)
In going through Chihaya HF a second time, I realized something completely and hilariously wrong in the translation… Spoilered for those wanting to avoid a useless funny moment.
<0485> I pick two submissions at random.
<0486> The first one…『Jet Granny sighted!』
<0487> And the second one…『I’m a reincarnated warrior. Please help me find friends from my past life!』
<0488> Neither of them is worthwhile on its own…
<0489> But if we unify them…
<0490> I’m looking for my fellow reincarnated warrior Angel Saint…the purest being I ever knew, who once fought at my side.
<0491> In our past lives we fell at Armageddon to protect our comrades.
<0492> In this day and age she has become a jet granny.
<0493> She races at a top speed of 140 km/s, chasing down all speeders until they get in an accident.
// On a completely random note, this should probably be kph. 140kps is the equivalent to Mach 411. Allow it to sink in how ridiculous that is… I’m just gonna leave that the way it is. ~Gnash
<0494> But if you drive safely, she gives you good fortune, then leaves with the bizarre laugh “Kiefefefefefe!”
Also, RIP “イノウェイ”… Quite possibly the best-worst nickname in history, which can’t be translated into English in any form of an identifiable manner. ;_;