I usually watch anime subbed, but a few years ago I bought the dubbed version of episode 4 of AB! on iTunes. It’s probably one of the funniest episodes (or so I think) and so I have a lot of funny quotes I like from it.
“Is this death metal?” -Fujimaki when Yui hangs herself with the microphone
“This is a normal high school,” -Yuri But clearly it’s not
“Otonashi, I really need you, man,” -Hinata
“Sure you’re not gay?” -Otonashi
“NO! I need you for the team!” -Hinata
“We’re like bosom buddies! Haha, it’s kinda embarassing…” -Hinata about Matsushita
“My, if it isn’t the death metal girl with a killer performance!” -Hinata
“Do I look like I’d perform like that?” -Yui
“You most certainly do”- Hinata
“You sure your brain didn’t melt and ooze outta your nose?” -Yui
“You little! I’m your upperclassmen!” -Hinata
“Excuse me, what I meant to ask was did your brain melt and slip out through your nose?” -Yui
“Ever since that day… I’ve been balancing this stupid broom on the tip of my finger.” -Shiina
“She’s a moron,” -Yui
“Yeah but she’s a powerful moron.” -Hinata
“Strength alone isn’t enough to grab Yurippe’s attention.” -Hinata
“Very well.” -Noda
“The moron! He doesn’t even realize he’s being used.” -Yui
“Way to go TK! It’s a total mystery what you did before you died!” -Fujimaki
“You’re dislocating my joints! I won’t be able to hit a home run!” -Yui
“No-one’s expecting you to!” -Hinata
“Go team!” -Hinata
“Yeah…” -Otonashi
“Yeah…” -the rest of the team
“I kinda think we seriously lack team spirit.” -Hinata
“Don’t play by yourselves!” -Hinata
“Even death can’t cure stupid!” -Yui
“Prepare to get your butts cleaned!” -Yui
“You struck out twice already! You just keep your mouth shut! And it’s ‘prepare to get your butts kicked’! Wiping your butt is a hygiene thing!”
Tl;dr every conversation between Hinata and Yui
